This is what David found looking for slackware.. If you're familiar with both Star Wars and The Princess Bride, you'll find it more than a tad amusing. LOL

*forshadowing*

A long time ago. In a galaxy far, far away...

*Aboard the newly completed battlestation of the Empire*

Darth Vader "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

*gestures with finger and thumb*

Admiral Motti "Urgh, urghle, gasp"

Grand Moff Tarkin "This bickering is pointless; Vader, realease him at once!"

Darth Vader " As you wish "





How could we not have seen it?





*fast forward to Cloud City*

Darth Vader "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father"

Luke Skywalker "He told me enough. He told me you killed him."

Darth Vader "No Luke, I am not your father"

Luke Skywalker "NOOO, wait, what?"

Darth Vader "I am not the real Darth Vader, my name is Wesley.
I inherited the title from the previous Darth Vader.
The man I inherited the title from was not the real Vader either.
His name was Ryan.
Your real father has been retired 15 years and is living like a king in Patagonia."





(and on a related note)

Inigo "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die."

Count Rugen "No Inigo, I am your father"

Inigo "INCONCEIVABLE"




Obi Wan: We'll reach Alderaan by dawn.

(Luke looks back)

Han: Why are you doing that?

Luke: Making sure nobody is following us.

Han: That would be inconcieveable.

(Luke looks back again)

Han: Stop doing that! We can all relax, it's almost over.

Luke: Are you sure nobody is following us?

Han: As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconcieveable. No one on Coroscant knows what we've done, and no one on Tatooine could have gotten here so fast. (Han fidgets with a few controlls) Out of curiousity, why do you ask?

Luke: I happened to look behind us and something is there.

Han: What?

(They all look behind them to see a lone Tie Fighter flying along)

Han: Probably a local smuggler, out on a pleasure flight, through moon infested space.

Obi Wan: That's no moon...


Vader: "You seem like a decent fellow. I'd hate to kill you."
Luke: "You seem like a decent fellow yourself. I'd hate to die."
*Vader slices off Luke's hand.*
Luke: "Inconceivable!"

Obi-Wan: You are WONDERFUL.
Maul: Thank you. I've worked hard to become so.
Obi-Wan: I admitted you are better than I am.
Maul: Then why are you smiling?
Obi-Wan: Because I know something you don't know.

Obi-Wan: I am not left-handed!


(make up the rest...)