So... anybody get lucky yesterday? (Win the lotto? Meet the man/woman of your dreams? Get time off from the kids?)

Let's see. Yesterday, I took Matthew to his OT. Only they forgot to tell me it was cancelled. We ended up at the grocery store, to buy David's mom a present- mylar balloon and a neat book she can fill out for future generations. In the check-out line, he was trying to climb out of the shopping cart. I asked him to sit down on his bottom, to which he replied: "No. Sit down on your penis!". I nearly laughed my ass off (out of embarrassment), but instead completely ignored him, and went back to paying for the goods. Nobody said a word, but the bagger did look at Matthew like "WTF?!"

Oh.. then later at David's sister's house, he tried to enter me into his own wet t-shirt contest, by spraying me full on with the hose. That little..! Yes, I had a white shirt (tank top) on, but thankfully had another shirt layered on top of it.

BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!