Talk about a fun christmas gift!

The USB Pole Dancer!



"Product Description
Did you ever notice that time goes by slow when you're at work, but seems to fly by when you're hanging out at the strip club? Isn't it sad that the money you make while working, you lose while watching the girls dance? What if you could bring the strip club to work with you? What if you could be working and making money while watching a stripper? Wouldn't that be great? It sure is! Take a look at this red bikini bombshell as she plugs into your computer's USB port and starts dancing and gyrating around her own personal pole! She'll dance to either the preset music, or you can plug in your own MP3 player and she'll dance to your favorite songs! She even has her own light show with multi-colored disco lights! It's great for that home office, too!"

If you think that's bad, scroll down and look at the Humping Dog.