I answered the Friday 5, but decided not to post the answers.. didn't want to bore anyone.

I caught Fern dragging her butt across the carpet this morning (usually one of Magick's tricks). Stupid cats. I hate when they crap and it doesn't want to detach from their bodies, if you know what I mean. Not something I either want to nor should be dealing with right now. It's bad enough Lauren's poop could kill flies. Seriously. I asked D when was the last time he's changed a poopy diaper. He said last weekend. Gee, that must be nice. I get them daily. Of course to complain gets the usual "I'll start changing poopy diapers when you start answering stupid 'help desk' questions for me at work". Nice.. I'm an Apartment Manager, full time mom, AND my body is hard at work growing his 2nd child. And who gets all the guff? LOL