Fucking tenants. I have to test 307's smoke detector for him because he can't figure out my directions (for the 3rd time since he's been here). How difficult does this sound?:

For those who dont remember how, the easiest way is with the tip of your broom, either by pressing the button in the middle of the unit, or by pressing into one of the small “lights” (not all detectors will be the same). Press and hold until you hear a loud beep. If nothing happens, please step onto a chair and use a pen or other similar device. Please hold for at least 5 seconds.

Again, this is the weenie who didn't know he had to charge his cordless phone, and called out the phone company to fix his phone line. MORON!!!!!!!!!!!