I wondered when the mountains in my home town would start to blaze.. the mountains I referred to in my "damn Ohio doesn't have mountains" post. Thankfully it's burning up hill, and away from structures (for now). Hope it stays that way.

Oh, and I thought I'd be first to rant about yet another Ohio thing. What the hell... I guess no one in this state thinks they have ass germs? I have yet to find a bathroom anywhere here that has toilet seat covers. I'm sorry, but there's no one here I'd like to touch my ass with via some porcelain, thanks very much. Maybe I'm from a paranoid state (CA), but please.. it's just nice to grab a sheet off the wall and put it on the toilet.. instead of hoping the toilet paper dispenser has enough paper in it to cover the seat AND wipe. Freakin' retarded.

(To which David responds: "I'm telling you... we have no ass germs... it's an Ohio thing... we're ass germ free... ass germs cannot survive within the borders of the state..." Uh huh.. sure)