F'ing A. >:(

I came home from some quick shopping, only to find Lauren running around with a full diaper.. not just that, but a fucking hole in the diaper itself, which was leaving stuffing (wet stuffing at that) all over the damn living room floor. Where was David? Sitting on the couch in the living room! He got pissed when I commented about how he didn't notice. Hello! I thought someone tore up white bread and left a trail or something. Real nice for Matthew to check out and put in his mouth.

Fucking hell.