Take a look at these pictures, very closely.

(see his head?)




Well, it's an ookie spider, let me tell you. And today, David nearly got his balls handed to him on a platter after scaring the shit out of me with it. I was sitting here at my desk, and had just taken off my glasses to clean them. Suddenly this huge, 8-legged beast came flying at me. Next thing you know, my mouse and cordless keyboard go flying. And I leap out of the chair to kick David's ass.