Ok, Alan. Spill the beans. You ever had a dream that you got to experience what it was like to be a woman? I don't mean high heels, makeup, etc.. I mean, girlie parts. (I promise I won't tell!) I had a really bizarre dream the other night that I had man parts. Somewhat deformed.. looked more like one of those long, skinny mushrooms you see growing in your yard. But it worked, at the very least. It even felt good. LOL

Not what you expected to read first thing in the morning? Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.