I have to ask my mom if I ever came home from Kindergarten, saying this:

"I love somebody at school.. he just got a hair cut, and that makes me so attracted to him".

I mentioned that maybe she should keep that to herself, since she wouldn't want to embarrass him. Well, apparently she already told him. He didn't say a word.

Oh.. she also loves a girl in her glass. Because they're so much alike.


Am I going to be taking her on a tour of Planned Parenthood soon?!