You've probably heard about how Danny Bonaduce broke some guy's teeth, right?

I don't know Jonny Fairplay.. I do know that Bonaduce is a nutcase. (I did watch his reality tv show). However, I have to side with Bonaduce on this one. You hop on me and start humping me like that, I'm gonna throw you off (or over my shoulders), too. Danny's a macho guy, so what do you expect? It's probably an insult to his manhood or something. I doubt he meant to break somebody's face or teeth.. well, I doubt he was expecting that outcome. But WTF was Fairplay thinking?! They're both obviously on crack.

Oh.. if you're cute, I might let you do it.. for a second. But that's it.