Conversation that just happened in D's office:

(background- little Buddy is playing server, and waiting on his daddy)


me: "BG was very excited when he was upstairs. He said 'I'm getting food and water to share with him'".

D: "Yep. He's a very good servant. He got me water, a sandwich, cookies.. he was getting me everything".

BG: "Except for poop".

D: "Yep. You didn't get me that".