My kid is crazy. She bit the pillow I was laying on, and I said "Lauren, don't bite the pillow". So then she went over and bit the couch. I said "lauren, don't bite the couch". So then she went over to the table and bit that. I said "Lauren, don't bite the table". So then what did she do?? She went over and bit a cardboard box!!

I was busy dragging out some kind of chew toy from her toybox when that damn Wednesday-at-Noon siren went off. I had myself all psyched up for it at 11:57, and got so busy looking for her toy that I about jumped out of my skin when it started. Poor kid's about ready to pop out her first canine tooth. Sigh..