Borrowed this from Sylvia

1) My uncle once: went to the bathroom and said "don't open til christmas"

2) Never in my life: have I eaten Escargot

3) When I was five: I fell and skinned my knees really bad, running down the street, on my first day of Kindergarden.

4) High School was: sucky, at best.

5) I will never forget: seeing my dad deteriorated from cancer

6) I once met: Ray Parker Jr. (who is totally hot, btw)

7) There's this girl I know who: likes to one-up every story I have.

8) By noon I'm usually: ready for the kids to take a nap.

9) Last night: I watched The 40 Yr old Virgin. heh heh

10) If I only had: a private stash of money LOL

11) Next time I go to church: will probably be wierd, since I don't attend.

12) Tomorrow I will: hopefully get out of the house for a while.

13) I really love: My clay fish mug

14) When I turn my head left, I see: video tapes all over the family room floor.

15) When I turn my head right, I see: a printer that sucks ass

16) You know I'm lying when: my lips curl into a partial smile

17) If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: Lady Macbeth comes to mind. But maybe not.

18) By this time next year: Lauren will be preparing for Kindergarden. OMG!!

19) A better name for me would be: Insane in the Membrane

20) I have a hard time understanding: why it's so hard for people to communicate their feelings. Myself, included.

21) If I ever go back to school I'll: get a degree in Real Estate or Graphic Arts or something.

22) You know I like you if: I start cracking sex jokes.

23) If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: God or my dad.

24) If my life was a book, it would be titled: "Ross Manor". Don't ask.. that's been a working title for some time now.

25) Take my advice, never: bite off more than you can chew.

26) My ideal breakfast is: Coffee and a bagel w/cream cheese.

27) A song I love, but do not have is: Don't Shed a Tear, by Paul Carrack.

28) If you visit my hometown, I suggest: eating at The Burrito Factory

29) Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars: um, wtf??

30) Why won't anyone: just do what I want them to?

31) If you spend the night at my house: you'll be awakened by either the furnace, the cats, or the kids.

32) I'd stop my wedding for: an hour, so that Joe Elliott could sing to me... then possibly take me into the back room for a quickie.

33) The world could do without: war, terrorism, skinheads, etc..

34) I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: pretty much nothing. Cuz that's just sick.

35) My favorite blonde is: Matt Mcconaughey MMM

36) Paper clips are more useful than: a pencil sharpener. I dunno.. couldn't think of anything else.

37) If I do anything well, it's: piss people off.

38) I like to wear: socks, and lip gloss.

39) Sometimes I wish: I could have been with my dad when he died.

40) And by the way: My son is running around naked again. God help me.