The "Funky" Five, as referred to me by Denver Doug..

1. If you could invent one household appliance or apparatus for your home what would it be?

A contraption that sucks up dirty diapers and cat shit, and makes it all disappear into thin air.


You have just crash landed on a planet, you are out of fuel, you have about 45 minutes of oxygen left and you are with someone of the opposite sex that you have been wanting to boink the entire trip.

2. Do you spend the last 45 minutes of your oxygen?

a. Having sex?
b. Sitting on the steps of the ship and waiting for your demise?
c. Get hysterical and run around like a blubbering idiot until you keel over tits up?

I sit here contemplating who that guy would be. My husband? Joe Elliott? Johnny Depp? Who?! Um, so there would definately be some sex, which means at some point tits would be up. There would definately be some hysteria and blubbering. And maybe the only waiting would be for the next round of sex. Anything to take my mind of death.


3. If someone were to rescue you from said scenario who would you want your rescuer to be?

Indiana Jones just came to mind.


4. You wake up one morning and you find that you are a cartoon character. What is the first thing you do?

I draw a tunnel on a wall, and see if I can really walk through it.


5. In cartoon world you have an alter ego- by day you are mild mannered every day man, or woman depending on who is reading this. But by night you are a super hero. Without taking a current super hero what superhero would you be and what super power would you have?

Hmm.. "Kid-Doze Girl" (yeah, lame.. you try to do better). I'd sprinkle some special dust on children everywhere to make them sleep through the night.