D has this STUPID way of drying pots and pans... he puts them on the stove after he washes them, and then turns on the burner! Ok.. I can't tell you how many times he's forgotten the stove was on, and our place filled with toxic fumes. GRRRRRRR

Lemme put it this way. He burnt me and the house down several times playing The Sims. Apparently this is his real life goal, too. ARGH...